WTF, RFT? I just saw your errata in this weeks issue. Since you've already stealthily edited the website, I'll reproduce it here for you.

"Regarding last week's "Best of St. Louis" issue, "Best Liqour Store" winner Vom Fass does not sell bourbon or carry violet- or elderflower- flavored liquer. Additionally, in accordance with federal laws, all liquors sold are bottled at the distillery."

Firstly, how the heck does the "Best Liquor Store" not carry bourbon? They're European? So I guess I'm not going to find tequila, sake or any California wines there either. It sounds like Vom Fass has an interesting concept and I'll maybe check it out sometime, but I'm sticking with Randall's

Secondly, and more importantly, how did you manage to get that much wrong?  Went on an empty stomach? I hope you took a cab.