Still no Web links for this week's issue. Instead, here are a couple of fun articles from around the Internet.
A colleague forwarded me this list of foods you absolutely should not eat, courtesy of the Center for Science in the Public Interest. The next-to-last item strikes close to my heart, which is why I prefer to live my life in blissful calorie-and-fat ignorance.
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