Friday, September 28, 2007

Jones Soda Continues Its Quest to Bottle Every Damn Flavor in the World

Posted By on Fri, Sep 28, 2007 at 3:15 PM

From the Seattle Times comes the news that Jones Soda is releasing a five-pack of Seattle Seahawks-inspired flavors.

Maybe football players eat this stuff, but most people won't be able to judge whether Jones is on the mark with its carbonated versions of dirt, sports cream, perspiration, natural field turf and the easier-to-take "sweet victory."

Which begs the question: What flavors would there be in a Rams five-pack? Defeat and utter shame, obviously. Edward Jones Dome apathy, too.

How about "Leonard Little Is Berry, Berry Lucky"?

I open the floor to your suggestions.

-Ian Froeb

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