this exercise in shameless, soul-selling pandering
concludes with a decisive result: The servers from Chesterfield's Brick House Tavern + Tap
won 57% of the vote for which of the new boob-tastic restaurants has "The Loveliest Meat." Arnold's Tilted Kilt
finished a distant second, notching 26%. Perhaps most surprisingly -- to me, at least -- the option to tell me that I should be ashamed of myself for this stunt garnered a measly 16% of votes, though you can take some comfort in the fact that my wife and at least one of my coworkers chose this.