Hello loyal Gut Checkers. We just wanted to let y'all know that we will be taking a break today, December 24, and tomorrow, December 25 for the holiday. But since we love you so much, we're going to give you a GIF recap of what we'll be doing. Don't miss us too much.
First: drive to see the relatives.
Which inevitably leads to the ritual airing of the grievances.
This requires drinking.
Put all the hyperactive kids to bed. Spoiler: they won't sleep.
It's Christmas morning!!
It's totally snowing. (Probably not.)
Take a nap.
Then we'll play Monopoly with our family. Our little brother will inevitably win and fuck us with about a dozen hotels on fucking Park Place.
Already bored of our presents, we'll go see a movie that will make us incredibly uncomfortable in the presence of our parents and/or grandparents.
Say goodbye to said relatives.
Go to sleep. We've gotta work tomorrow.
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