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Absolutli Goosed Martini Bar

3196 S. Grand Blvd. St. Louis, MO 63118 | St. Louis - South Grand | 314-771-9300

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You might be the straightest Glenn Beck fan in St. Louis County with zero interest in the fabulous life, but you'd still be an idiot to write off Absolutli Goosed. This award-winning gay and lesbian lounge has one of the most expansive martini menus in the city, with names like Pussy Galore, Banana Hammock and Dixie Normous, as well as a laundry list of sips that won't make your grandma blush. Not sure what to order? Belly up to the smooth sea-green bar and ask for a recommendation. The obliging barkeep might even treat you to an off-menu drink like the Basil Smash: grapefruit vodka, lemon, simple syrup and muddled basil.


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  • Cuisine(s): Bar Food
  • Hours: Sun-Thu 4pm-12am, Fri-Sat 4pm-1am
  • Features: Patio/Sidewalk Dining, Smoking

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