With a return trip to St. Louis now a sure thing, the Cardinals are proving more equal to this challenge than some people thought they were. Last week, we brought you a few homegrown theme songs, and today we have the latest installment in our continuing series of Rangers musical face plants. Because what are sports for, if not drawing sweeping prognostications about a region based on a game. Onward: a cringerific three-part tribute to Nelson Cruz's walk-off grand slam in the ALCS.
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