Most people wouldn't care to know who prevails in a fight between puppets and animated birds -- unless they've taken some sort of hallucinogen.
But that's precisely the battle set to be resolved Sunday during the latest iteration of the Academy Awards. The Best Original Song award this year is a two-tune race between "Real in Rio" from Rio and "Man or Muppet" from The Muppets.
The Oscars are known for throwing some Best Original Song curveballs. After all, what other accolade could be claimed by both Randy Newman and Three Six Mafia? But using a completely unscientific measurement scale, RFT Music will valiantly attempt to predict the winner of this auspicious honor.
Star Power: (Rio: Jesse Eisenberg, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway, George Lopez, will.i.am and The Rio Singers vs. Muppets Jason Segel, Peter Linz, Jim Parsons and Bill Barretta)
Not withstanding grousing over will.i.am or George Lopez, it's hard to argue against the star power of Eisenberg, Foxx or Hathaway. And that's saying something, since Segel and Parsons are damn hot right not in the television world.
But with an Oscar winner - Foxx - and two prior nominees - Eisenberg and Hathaway - in the mix, this is one area where the birds win.
Songwriters: (Sergio Mendes, Carlinhos Brown and Siedah Garrett vs. Bret McKenzie)
As a point of information, the Oscar for this category goes to the folks that write the song, not the performers. That's why, for example, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston didn't pick up golden statutes when "When You Believe" from the Prince of Egypt grabbed an Oscar in 1999.
Mendes, Brown and Garrett seem like extensively talented musicians. But as a member of Flight of the Conchords, McKenzie contributed to classic tunes about David Bowie, robots and warnings about the dangers of fashion.
McKenzie hoisting an Oscar would be a triumph for off-beat musical humor the Conchords popularized.
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