July's over, and as we enter the dog days of summer, it's time to pack up the kids and head on that great family road trip. As wonderful as it is to bond with one another over hours spent in the car, it's should be noted how more and more adults have been diagnosed as being Kidz Bop-intolerant. Yes, sometimes the kiddies aren't ready for the sexually explicit and horrifyingly violent music that gets most of us through the day, but we at RFT Music feel you should have more options than just your standard kiddie fare -- as illustrated in this week's print feature. That's why we've assembled these family-friendly jams that you can put on repeat for hours without fearing any foul language scarring your child for like. Here are the five greatest clean versions of all time.
5) Xzibit - "Paparazzi" Yo dawg, we heard you like Xzibit. Years before he was hosting "Pimp My Ride" or starring alongside Nicolas Cage, Mr. X-to-the-Z was making some classic west-coast hip-hop. His breakout single "Paparazzi" is a masterpiece without a doubt, but the clean version sounds like it was possibly recorded weeks after the original when Xzibit had an even stronger mastery of his flow, making for an even smoother slice at rappers only in the game for the money and the fame.
4) Ying Yang Twins - "Wait (The Whisper Song)" Hey, how you doing little momma let me whisper in your ear, tell you something that you might like to hear that contains no foul language. The unedited version of "Wait (The Whisper Song)" is so absurdly filthy, even by Ying Yang Twins standards, that there's actually two clean edits of the song, one with sound effects and this squeaky-clean one with the lyrics almost completely rewritten and re-performed. The sinister purring here of members Kaine and D-Roc suggests innuendo so vague ("Wait till I show you this") that it almost sounds dirtier than the original.
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