Thursday, October 24, 2013

Twitter Litter: Justin Bieber Befriends a Stripper

Posted By on Thu, Oct 24, 2013 at 8:33 AM

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Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.

Sadly, we RFT Music folks likely will never accumulate enough money to make it rain. If we're lucky, we might hoard enough quarters to make it drizzle, but even that probably won't happen until 2019. Justin Bieber (@justinbieber), however, has a gazillion dollars and can make it thunderstorm whenever the hell he wishes.

And, oh, how he wishes. Last weekend, Biebs showered an exotic dancer with love (That's not a euphemism... at least we don't think so), and "Diamond" couldn't wait to share the news with Twitter:

See Also: Crotching Whiskey at the Justin Bieber Concert and Getting Thrown Out: A Review

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Our little Justin is all grown up? Never say never!

Just how much shock are we talkin' here?

KA-CHING! SCHWING! ZING!

Uh, yeah, if we saw that much money, we'd be fans, too (though we've already tried -- and with whiskey).

Biebs didn't seem to like all the attention that his Showgirls reenactment was attracting, though. Come Monday, all poor Justin wanted to do was talk about his what he's known for:

The music. Right. Oh, Biebs, what do your grandparents think about all of this?

See Also: Justin Bieber Downward Spiral Predictions for 2014

Continue for Psy trying to be prom king and words from Taylor Swift's ex.

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