Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Justin Bieber Does Not Eat Poop

Posted By on Tue, Mar 18, 2014 at 4:03 AM

Not a poop-eater, as determined by Google.
  • Not a poop-eater, as determined by Google.

Have you ever Googled something only to find that their autofill feature suggests some really strange stuff? This has been the source of Tumblr blogs and memes alike. It has also been the reason many a person has lost faith in humanity, seeing ridiculous questions on obvious subjects. Just type "why" in there for maximum hilarity.

I decided to check out what some of the suggestions were for some of the more popular musicians around. If you've ever read YouTube comments on their videos, you'd know that people can come up with the absolute dumbest ideas and questions about musicians, and thankfully Google didn't disappoint.

"Justin's REAL number this time, not one of those fake ones! Ugh!"

Brian Eno... isn't dead? Even if he were, you might want to examine the nature of the human life cycle before asking that question.

Oh, come on. That's just mean.

I didn't really think Justin Bieber did eat poop, but since you planted the idea in my head, I'm giggling like a twelve-year-old.

Good to know Katy doesn't know how to play the flute, just in case anyone was wondering.

More autofilled-in wisdom on the next page.

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