Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!

Posted By on Tue, Apr 1, 2014 at 9:42 AM

Marta Xochilt Perez

Grumpiest Cat For a festival plump with PLUR, it was certainly odd to see a Grumpy Cat prowling amid the bubblegum-colored tutus. He was testing the saccharine smiles of kandi ravers. But nothing, not even this guy, could bring the party down with a frown. Well, maybe the stench lurking under that rubber mask might.

George Martinez

Best Sign Ever Yes. After anything, we eat Taco Bell. See you there, brah.

George Martinez

Best Place to Meet a Bro: Ultra Worldwide This is the "tent" at Ultra where folks who don't know a whole lot about quality go to pump their fists hard as fuck and sweat stinky bullets. If you have a hankering for a bro or babe with mediocre taste in music and a deep desire to bounce around like they're surgically attached to a pogo stick, the Worldwide structure was made just for you.


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