Today the Chicago-based satire rag The Onion focused its always-hilarious ''American Voices'' section on the whole InBev/Anheuser-Busch snafu.
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Alas, while we thought they might have been inspired by Unreal's exclusive interview with Tom Schlafly and his tiny hometown microbrew's plans to join the multi-billion dollar fracas, they instead polled the faux-public on Sen. Claire McCaskill's vow to stop the InBev takeover.
The best advice offered for the outraged senator? ''Drink a bottle of Bud before making any rash decisions.''
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