Page A19 of today's New York Times
features a quirky story about the madness over Obama
merchandise: POTUS yo-yos and piggy banks, T-shirts and designer tote bags, even hot sauce and toilet paper, per the Times
, are apparently flying out of hawkers' hands.
But the old gray lady buried the lede, for it's not till graf sixteen
when we arrive at the following nugget: "Obama sex toys, which will not be described here, are available for $34.95 at one online company. At another, 'I [heart] Obama Classic Thong Undies,'
are selling for $8.99."
Check out the "Head O State"
two-inch-thick "Official Obama" dildo, with a special endorsement from VP-wannabe Sarah Palin
("Drill, baby, drill!").
This nifty little toy needs no batteries, is waterproof and is said to, uh, come in at seven-and-a-half inches high.Ohhhh,