has come up with some unusual proposals for the scorched earth next to Busch Stadium, a.k.a. "The Future Home of Ballpark Village
We've suggested that architect Frank Gehry
and media tycoon Emily Pulitzer
get together to build an artist compound
adjacent to the stadium. We even proposed dragging (by tractor) the shuttered Kiel Auditorium to the site of Ballpark Village.
When that plan backfired (thanks in part to an angry Frank Gehry threatening to sue us
) we proposed a simpler affair. Last spring we hinted that the Cardinals construct an environmentally friendly commune
on the site, complete with a yurt
village, goat farm and fish pond. We even set up the first retail business on the site -- a bait shop called Ballpark Lake Bait
Alas, all our ideas were for naught. Today the Cardinals announced that they're turning Ballpark Village into a softball diamond and a parking lot
It's all so simple. The question we're left wondering is this: How come we didn't we think of that?
We admit it. We struck out. Over the past couple years the brain trust here at