Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.
bus scene - 24 - (STL)
You were at the bustop at Southwest and McCausland whacking off in a clown suit. I like your style, let's get together. took picture of you... - m4m - 27 - (CWE)
at the coffee shop...and you caught me...i was so embarrassed... hope i didn't make you feel uncomfortable... ham N eggs - m4w - 46 - (ofallon mo)
hi carrie you refillles my water this am around 8 I sit up front like get to no you better ty TimTo the Shop-n-Save Shoplifter - 24 - (Granite City, IL)
I hope to hell you got caught.
Me and 3 other people, including an officer, chased after you. And I'm sure you know by now but your dumb ass dropped your car keys while running away from us.
I hope your free alcohol was worth the jail time and community service you're gonna get for shoplifting and evading arrest.