Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. It appears that, this past week, area police officers were incredibly charming
, because four different women have posted to reconnect with them. Also, just like last week, we've found another stalker-ish post. Check it! Cop who pulled me over Sun night in Maplewood - w4m - 20 - (Manchester Rd)
I was speeding.
You issued me a citation (as you should have because that's your job), and you were nice. :)
I really doubt this missed connections thing ever really works, but who knows, it might work with a police officer.
Give me your initials if at all interested, but I bet you're not even single.
Thanks Hottie Police Officer - w4m - 18 - (McKinley Bridge )
Just wanted to say thanks for letting me off the hook today, believe me
you really made my day. I even made sure I did the speed limit (as I
should) the rest of my drive home! Oh and that's a Night at the Roxbury reference. ;) Thanks again! xoxoxoCop who drove me 3 blocks Fri night - w4m - 32 - (Tower Grove South)
I enjoyed chatting with you, and thanks for the help. You're funny and
very cute. You're probably already spoken for, but if not, I'd like to
see you again. I am tall, blond, just got a new phone and keys. motorcycle officer at QT on 94 & Kisker - w4m - 41 - (St. Charles)
I pulled into the QT on 94 and Kisker Road to get gas on Monday, 11/9
at 8:30 pm. You were sitting on your motorcycle taking a break. I
pulled in right across from you and I couldn't help it, but I kept
staring. You looked up at me a few times. I didn't approach you at the
time but went back to QT about 30 minutes later, hoping you would still
be there, and you were gone...And finally, another disturbing stalker-ish post. We don't know if it's genuine. We just know it was posted.
Your bush is a very lonely place - w4m - 47 - (Your backyard)
Jim, it's time we just admit our love to each other. If you would just
ask me in I wouldn't have to sit outside in the cold grass every night,
alone, avoiding your eyes as you peek through the curtain. I see you in
there with your mother and your hot chocolate. It's ok. She can be part
of this too. Anything to be with you again. I was inside once. I took a
lock of your hair and I will always remember it. Please I just need to
touch you one more time; hopefully this time you can be conscious.
saw the wrappers in your trash this morning. I hope you enjoyed your
Taco Bell last night. I slept on top of the wrappers. They were warm
like your sleeping flesh.