Thursday, December 3, 2009
No Matter How Shitty You Are To Your Grandparents, At Least You're Not This Guy
By Nicholas Phillips
on Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Joe Davidson Music
, the 35-year-old man from Brighton
, Mo., who just got sentenced
to a quarter century in the slammer for literally stomping his grandmother's face in.
Here's the pleasant description
from our colleagues down at the News-Leader
During the [November 2004] incident that resulted in his grandmother's death, a home care aide called 911 after seeing Music stomping and kicking his grandmother's face and head with steel-toed boots, according to the prosecutor's office.
The (ahem) kicker: his great-grandmother tried to break it up, and SHE got injured as well.Word-nerd bonus
: We looked it up
, and as far as we can tell, killing a grandparent does not have its own word, like matricide (mother-murder) or patricide (father-murder). Apparently, if you kill someone from your extended family, it's called kinicide
We know you haven't called grandma since the last holiday season, and yes you ARE an awful person. But you're no