Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.
LEAST LIKELY TO GET A RESPONSE:homeless girl - m4w - 40
- (gravois rd)
hit me back i said to you why dont you cum live with me you smiled .what was i driving in by the way you where cute blonde
FLIRTING TECHNIQUE #54: JUST FLASH 'EM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST: Do you want to see it again? - m4w - 36
I showed it to you. You and your friend were leaving, But you said
maybe later. You didn't get my number. I can still please both of you.
I have this big thing and my tongue that can move a mile a minute.
IF SHE GETS THE REFERENCE, TRUST ME, SHE'LL FEEL FLATTERED
:Claire Dames look-a-like downtown - m4w - 33
Not the skinny ass chick, the pornstar. I nearly got hit my a bus checking you out! PATHETIC? YOU?
SEXY women at Dierbergs and Target - m4w - 35
- (O'Fallon, IL)
work has me in these stores all the time. I am an account manager and
constantly checking inventory there. I see, talk and make eye contact
with SOOO many beautiful women throughout the week. Some are clearly
housewives. Some are MILFS. Some are Cougars. Some just look like nice
down-to-earth people. It would be very unprofessional for me to be so
forward while I'm on duty, so I ask: WHY DO WOMEN FROM THIS AREA NOT
LOOK ON CRAIGSLIST??
LOL. Ok, that sounded pathetic, but seriously, if you're one of these women, I hope you see this. Thanks.