If you haven't heard yet, young Asian elephant playa Raja
has impregnated his 38-year-old pen mate, Ellie
. But the seventeen-year-old baller didn't stop there. Oh, no! Today the Saint Louis Zoo announced
that Raja has also knocked up Ellie's 14-year-old daughter, Rani
Damn! Good thing he kept away from another Saint Louis Zoo elephant, Jade
. That girl's got herpes. Fo' real.
Both Ellie and Rani are due next summer, which leaves time for plenty of awkward moments and much explanin'.
Bonus Material: Elephant sex jokes after the jump!
Q: What is an elephant's sex organ?
A: His foot... If he steps on you you're screwed!
Q: What did the female elephant say during sex?
A: "Can I be on top this time?"
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Hey, Jerry Springer. We have your next guests, though you're gonna need a shovel when they come on stage. 'Cause let me tell ya, there some dirty shit going with this pachyderm threesome.