Several weeks ago, an Illinois newspaper offered free Blagojevich ringtones so that online readers could enjoy Blago's "profanity-laced tirades" on incoming calls. We liked the idea.
However, we didn't like that they'd bleeped out all the profanity from the "profanity-laced tirades." (We know daily papers have to be family-friendly and all, but c'mon: This is Rod Fucking Blagojevich!) So we decided to cut our own Blago ringtones and embrace the profane.
In addition to the MP3 file (click to play), we've also included the M4R file for iPhone users (mac users control-click, download).
4. Grandma's Bus Ride
I fucking busted my ass and pissed people off and I gave your grandmother a free fucking ride on a bus.
Blago Grandma Bus Ride.m4r Blago Grandma Bus Ride.mp3
5. Upward Trajectory
And finally, for the understatement of the year: My upward trajectory is fucking stalled if not fucking terminally wounded.
Blago Upward Trajectory.m4r Blago Upward Trajectory.mp3
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