Thursday, October 28, 2010
Buck You: Be a Big Buck Girl for Halloween!
By Kase Wickman
on Thu, Oct 28, 2010 at 2:00 PM
- Lacking a Halloween costume.
- Willing to pay multiple next-day shipping fees.
- Ascribes to the "Mean Girls" philosophy of Halloween. ("In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costume and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.")
- In possession of a pair of boobs, or willing to fake it.
If you all or most of these sound like you, then HOT DANG, you are in luck.
As we all know, the ideal Halloween costume is both flesh-baring and topical. Lucky you, a costume ripped from the headlines of this week's Riverfront Times feature about avid Big Buck Hunter
players in St. Louis will put your no-nos to fine use at whatever drunken gathering you choose to attend this weekend.
Head over to the Buck Hunter blog, Pappy's Porch
, for directions and sources for Big Buck Girl costumes, both Safari and Pro versions. It's not some amateur crap, either: Pappy dishes up the sources for the actual Big Buck Girl outfits.
Even if you don't say buck yeah to one of these costumes for this weekend, at least you now know a trusty source for those ever-elusive booty shorts. Useful!
Do the following statements describe you?