Not sure what your plans are for this weekend, but consider this:
Show Me Clowns for Jesus will hold its 26th annual convention Thursday through Sunday in Springfield. Admission is just five bucks, and events include a discussion on "God's sense of humor" and a special "clown worship."
Here's a video clip from the '09 conference. Daily RFT apologizes in advance for the ear worm that's about to embed its way deep into your auditory canal.