Updated 3 p.m.
Ding, ding, ding. And we have a winner!
By unanimous decision, the belt goes to Sardines! S/he may not be the biggest fish in the sea, but when it comes to talking like Don King, s/he does a whale of a job.
Congratulations and thanks to both contestants for putting up a great fight.Original story follows...
As you may have heard, the great wordsmith Don King is in town this week to promote Saturday's "Show Me Something Great"
boxing match at the St. Charles Family Arena.
The fights feature a number of local boxers including Ryan Coyne, Cory Spinks and the main event in St. Louisan Devon Alexander squaring up against Lucas Matthysse.
has four tickets to the fights that we'd love to give away to the person who can tell us why they deserve to go. But here's the catch: You need to plead your case in Don-King-speak
Leave your response in the comment section along with an easy way to contact you (Twitter handle, Facebook ID, email address). We'll announce the winner by 3 p.m.
One last catch: You need to pick up the tix by 5 p.m. today at the RFT office in the U. City Loop.