Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Poll: What's the Next Big Thing in St. Louis Bank Robbery Fashion?

Posted By on Wed, Jan 18, 2012 at 10:47 AM

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To their credit, St. Louis bank robbers -- apart from being scary/life-threatening -- do exhibit quite a flair for costumery. From The Boonie Hat Bandit, to the Logo Bandit, to the recent cross-dressing fad, their trunk is deep, and their tastes, varied. But check out this headline from today's Post-Dispatch:

St. Louis County Police Looking for Sharply Dressed Bank Robber

First of all, they will undoubtedly catch this crook provided he never changes clothes.

Secondly, shirt-and-tie? Snore. Time to zhuzh things up a bit. This is bank robbery.

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