In honor of Michelle Obama's visit to Springfield's Walmart tomorrow, we thought we'd collect the best and worst from the People of Walmart -- a sneak peek of some of the characters the First Lady could perhaps encounter on her Missouri trip.
For your viewing pleasure/horror -- the top sixteen standout Missourians of Walmart below.
16. Baby Bumps
Gives new meaning to the Show-Me State.
15. A Different Kind of Baby Display
Forget the baby bump, just bring an actual baby! Or if you don't have that, a baby doll will do just fine.
14. It's Getting Hot In Here...
So take off your shirt. We won't judge.
Continue for more of our Missouri People of Walmart countdown.
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