There once was a man, and he called himself Seuss/Who wrote the best children's' books ever produced./With drawings elaborate and tales subtly moral/Of his greatness, not even this critic would quarrel./Alas, he's now dead, and so all is not groovy,/For someone said, "I know! Let's make us a movie!/The story's too short, but who cares about that?/There'll be toys! And a soundtrack! It's gonna be phat!"/You ask what director would dare be so dopey?/Why, of course! It's Ron Howard, the... More >>>