It's doubtful that Robert Louis Stevenson imagined his Treasure Island populated by cyborgs and scored to Goo Goo Dolls outtakes, and one has to wonder what the author would have made of his characters' being turned into talking and walking dogs and cats who, gulp, copulate and produce mangy hybrids. Far as I recall, there were no galaxy-galloping black holes in the original tale, no crescent-moon space stations, no ships sailing on cosmic winds, no room-size hologram maps of buried treasure, no shape-shifting green blobs with impish personalities. But why squabble over semantics and Martin Short, who grows more irritating with each passing second, when there's great fun to be had aboard Disney's latest bit of giddy... More >>>