David Bowie is cooler than you. The man formerly known as David Jones is married to Iman, a gorgeous supermodel. He is in possession of a great head of hair for a 57-year-old, the body-fat percentage of a heroin addict and a regal voice that's survived -- hell, thrived -- despite years of huffing coke up his schnozz. The native Brit even contacted the hip mash-up maestro behind Go Home Productions to smush together two Bowie songs on an upcoming single, "Rebel... More >>>