Kabin fever (pediatric cabin fever) strikes children with nary a warning sign. It picks no favorites and shows no mercy. Whether you're in charge of them for a day or for life, you'll want to exercise vigilance to protect the little moppets from this affliction. Check for dilated pupils during cartoon viewing. Listen for babbling in closets. Are pants being worn on arms? If so, you may have a problem -- and since the dogs are in, you're sitting on a powder keg. Kids need extra helpings of colorful, live-action entertainment to regulate the uptake of brain chemicals during winter's depths. We have three... More >>>
Julius: "I'm telling you, Mark, if the salad doesn't have
anchovies, you can't name it after me. I'd rather die."