As the pocket watch slowly swings in front of you, you notice you're getting very sleepy. Your eyes blink shut as you become completely relaxed and the outside world spins away. Now wake up! Despite the fact that you're devoting your rapt attention to this story, we cannot hypnotize you through the pages of this paper (and besides, that ol' pocket-watch trick probably doesn't work anyway). Nor can we hypnotize you over the phone, but we know... More >>>