Imagine: Three brothers are sitting around a table. "Mikey," the freckled youngest, has a glass bowl in front of him loaded high with Life cereal. One of his brothers warns ominously: "Mikey doesn't like anything." Mikey waits. He then takes a bite, and another, and another after that. It's advertising magic. His brother rhapsodizes: "He likes... More >>>
I wanted to serve as a cautionary tale for any children foolish enough to try to fashion themselves a human geyser.