There are people who will tell you that you can in fact have a nice Memorial Day weekend without eating some part of a pig. These people are well-intentioned assh -- pardon -- these people are well-intentioned, assuredly, but they’re wrong. All of the best Memorial Day memories come when your burps are porky and the beer bottle keeps slipping through your saucy fingers. If you want to skip the grillwork and get right to the pig parts, make a point... More >>>