Forget everything you've ever heard about the cruelty of the British navy; they're nothing but a pack of polite lovers, every last one of 'em. Ralph Rackstraw is naught but a humble sailor, and yet he pines sweetly for his captain's daughter, Josephine. Alas, she's been betrothed to world-class ninny Sir Joseph, the Lord of the Admiralty, by her ambitious father. Josephine returns Ralph's love, but because she must respect her father's wishes (and his lust for the increased social status her marriage to a Lord will bring to the family), she returns Ralph's love unopened. What's a poor sailor gotta do to get married?... More >>>