It's official: Unreal is smarter than you. "But," you may say, "I am a doctor who has the power to save lives and you are a mere newspaper column that exists for the sole purpose of mocking humanity." Or you may say, "I scored, like, 2,000 on my SAT, and you got only 1,250." (We say, "The scoring scale changed, bitch!") True, we still regularly have our ass handed to us at online Scrabble and have not mastered certain basic tasks, like balancing our own checkbook or... More >>>