The greatest thing about Abraham Lincoln, who would have been 200 years old today, is his infinite capacity to surprise us. Didja know he was manic-depressive? Didja know he was gay? Didja know he knocked up Mary Todd before they got married? Didja know that, except for that unfortunate incident with John Wilkes Booth, he would still be here to celebrate with us today? It's true! Except for his doctor's incompetence, he would have risen from the dead, just like Jesus. Abraham Lincoln was... More >>>