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Subject: AK-47 Assault Rifle

  • Coyne on The Contender, Week 3

    Ryan Coyne's got brass balls. Days after getting five stitches near his left eye, Coyne rolled into the Contender gym for episode three wearing a headband scrawled with the nickname of the gold team fighter he wanted a piece of. Alas, coach John Bray basically called Coyne a snot and told him to ratchet up the humility. The blue team wouldn't let their wounded warrior near the ring. Instead, Texan Erick Vega (blue) and Nigerian Akinyemi "A.K." Laleye (gold) duked

    December 18, 2008
  • A Dangerous Call to Arms

    March 3, 1999
  • Guantánamo's Final Days: America prepares to shutter the infamous prison camp, and jihad looms

    February 25, 2009
  • Heather Raffo's Nine Parts of Desire applies a modern-day twist to Scheherazade

    November 12, 2008
  • Thinning Crowds: It's always dead at The Club

    March 5, 2008
  • Maybe Another Teen Movie

    August 22, 2007
  • Off and Gunnin'

    Action shooting clubs are a blast all over the Midwest. Lock and load, baby!

    May 18, 2005
  • We Spy

    Old-school private eye Joe Adams and his talented sidekick Jason Walz are on the case -- and they always get their man

    June 30, 2004
  • Brothers in Arms

    October 25, 2006
  • CSI:IRAQ

    September 13, 2006
  • "I Punched Saddam in the Mouth"

    Meet Samir, the St. Louis auto mechanic who pulled Saddam Hussein from his spider hole

    April 13, 2005
  • A Lesson in Assault Rifles, Part 2

    (backstage at a wrestling match, South Broadway Athletic Club)

    January 26, 2005
  • Dead First

    We rank musical deaths, embrace Failure and remember the Old School

    January 5, 2005
  • Love the Gun You're With

    Meet one of the minds behind concealed-carry

    December 10, 2003
  • Now Hear This!

    Apartheid didn't stand a chance against so many songs

    March 19, 2003
  • Firepower

    May 1, 2002
  • Muddy Water Runs Past Them

    February 6, 2002
  • News of the Weird

    April 21, 1999
  • "F--k the Police": Shots Ring Out on Cherokee, Part II

    Photo by Nicholas PhillipsWilliams, handcuffed to a stretcherOn Sunday, after 17-year-old Ledarius Williams turned his gun on police - who then shot him in the knee -- at the corner of Cherokee Street and Texas Avenue, one responding officer told a resident that every cop in St. Louis knew of the 17-year-old, thanks to a robust criminal record. According to this officer, Williams had once declared in the presence of police, "I'll take everybody out with an AK-47, I don't give a f--k."But while t

    May 27, 2009
  • Good News For Your Next Vacation to Afghanistan

    www.funnyphotos.net.auPlanning a little weekend getaway to lovely Afghanistan? Bird watching in the FARC-controlled jungles of Colombia? Visiting a quaint little health spa in Mogadishu? You're in luck.Thanks to a bill signed into law today by governor Jay Nixon, Missouri life insurance providers can no longer price gouge based on a customer's future travel plans. The bill, sponsored in the House by locals Scott Rupp (R-Wentzville) and Jake Zimmerman (D-University City), was lauded by the local

    July 21, 2009
  • Time to Vote! Who is This Week's Ass Clown? July 17-24

     It's been a couple weeks since our last Ass Clown competition and this week's field of contenders is starting to look like an Afghani presidential election. There are just so many candidates. So, here they are in no certain order. Vote for the local person you think made the biggest ass of themselves this week in the news. Back at you Monday with the results. 1. Mark Muller -- The auto dealer who's giving away an AK-47 assault rifle to all customers who purchase a truck from his western Mi

    July 24, 2009
  • America F*** Yeah: Chesterfield Hummer Dealership Also Sells Assault Rifles

    Wikimedia Commons​While the rest of America's auto-dealers are crying about the end of "Cash for Clunkers," the guv-mint bail out of GM, and other forms of socialism in this once-prosperous capitalist society, one Chesterfield car salesman knows what a true American patriot needs to make it through this recession: machine guns.Lynch Hummer in Chesterfield-- the largest Hummer dealership in the United States, according to Motor Trend-- has opened a new wing of its store called "Adventure Shooti

    August 26, 2009
  • Trouble at the Chili Cook-Off? An AK-47 Ought To Clear That Up

    Image Via​So you're at the chili cook-off in Belleville, simmering a pot of the ol' extra-spicy secret recipe when some poseur gourmand comes along and disses your batch, calls it weak sauce. Now you have two options: A. Shrug it off, be the bigger man, and let the beans speak for themselves OR... B. Take it personally, hold a grudge until later that night when you get into a brawl at a nearby subdivision and bust a few caps from your AK-47 to let that chili-hater know you mean business.Guess

    November 5, 2009