Arlington

Did Mayor Slay dis Anheuser-Busch? Readers sure hope so.

St. Louis Wins World Series, Barbecue, Dr. Pepper, "Irish" Nachos, More

Screenshot: www.nolanryanbeef.comNolan Ryan wouldn't have smiled so broadly if he'd known how this World Series would end.​St. Louis didn't just win the World Series on Friday night. The Cardinals' victory ensured that the city would collect on friendly wagers with counterparts in the Dallas-Fort ... More >>

Four Cardinals Starters Batting Sub-200 Through Series

If this image looks like it came from an E-D website, there's good reason for that.​First of all, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, yesterday was not the colossal St. Louis sports failure that you made it out to be during last night's World Series broadcast. No one in their right mind here in St. Louis t ... More >>

Bush League Fan Songs: Fit For A Queen

​With the Series even and headed to Arlington, we've got an interesting weekend of games ahead of us. To prepare, we've been bringing you the worst of the Rangers' fan videos: First, an unfortunate take on "Hey, Soul Sister" and then... whatever this is. Next up, we have a remake of "We Are T ... More >>

Three Things to Be Happy About From Game One (Well, Besides Winning)

What? No, I haven't seen this movie. But, you know, it's called Happiness. I'm sure it's an uplifting, inspirational kind of story. Why are you looking at me like that? ​​Good time to be a Cardinal fan, right? I mean, the Redbirds just took care of business last night in game one of the World Se ... More >>

Report: AB-InBev Outraged Over World Series Bet Excluding Budweiser

Cardinals and Budweiser: Nothing to make light of.​St. Louis gossipmeister Jerry Berger writes this week that Anheuser-Busch InBev "is pissed" with a friendly wager that Mayor Francis Slay made with Arlington Mayor Robert Cluck over the World Series. The bet would have Slay winning some Texas stea ... More >>

Arthur Rhodes: Cardinals Throw More Crap At the Wall

Now tell me that's not a face that inspires confidence. ​The Cardinals yesterday came to terms with the latest in a long, long line of reclamation projects, signing 41-year-old Arthur Rhodes to a contract which will make him the club's new LOOGY. (Left-handed One Out GuY.) The Cards have been dang ... More >>

Four Separate Shootings Leave Six Injured Last Night in St. Louis

The gunplay began near Calvary Cemetery, moved south of downtown and then headed back to north St. Louis.​It was a busy night Wednesday for St. Louis' criminal element as at least six people -- most of them juveniles -- were shot in four separate incidents. Luckily, none of the victims sustained l ... More >>

McCaskill Champions Arlington Cemetery Legislation

image via​Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill has pushed for higher standards and oversight at Arlington National Cemetery since last year, when it was discovered that thousands of graves at the famous burial ground may be mislabeled or unmarked. This weekend, the Senate passed legislation, sponso ... More >>

Hooker Gets Enraged Her John Has No Money; Stabs Him in the Face and Steals his Ride

Image viaProstitute stabs john who wanted to steal her services.​Next time, he'll think twice before trying for a freebie. A 49-year-old victim picked up a prostitute at Dr. King and Arlington at about 1 a.m. Monday. He "knew" her, police say (Daily RFT interprets that in the carnal sense). Then h ... More >>

2010 MLB Draft: A Mock Draft You Can Set Your Watch To

It's Christmas in June! ​Finally, Draft Day is here, and I'm as giddy as a small child the day before Christmas, shaking all the packages and trying to figure out what might be in that really big one with my name on it. Unfortunately, no amount of shaking or clever examination of the boxes is goin ... More >>

Whoops! Four of the President's Men Burned by the Internet

Following a speech yesterday billed as an effort to brainwash the youth of this nation, but turned out to be nothing more than a harmless pep talk (how shocking!), President Barack Obama took time to answer questions from high school students in Arlington, Virginia. One of those questions came from ... More >>

A Guide to the Hidden Socialist Agenda in Barack Obama's Message to School Kids

​Today the COTUS (Commandante of the United States) indoctrinated the youth of America with a speech laden with socialist rhetoric. A few of those references were very apparent, while many more were extremely subtle -- part of the Obama administration's vast conspiracy to brainwash the nation thro ... More >>

Oh, My GOD. Funeral Protests By Westboro Baptist Church Right-wingers Can Go On While America Goes to Hell

www.godhatesfags.comOn Tuesday the U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear a case brought by the state of Missouri, which has a law banning protesters from funerals. Missouri passed the law in 2006 in order to banish the Topeka, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church from disturbing the peace at military ... More >>

The Dish: Five Guys Burgers and Fries

I still haven't completely recovered from the closing of Big V's Burger Joint. While Five Guys Burgers and Fries might not fill all of the gap in my heart, I think it will accelerate the healing process.A lot.

On Election Day, Lose the Obama Shirt

I still haven't completely recovered from the closing of Big V's Burger Joint. While Five Guys Burgers and Fries might not fill all of the gap in my heart, I think it will accelerate the healing process.A lot.

Travis Morrison Hellfighters: Review of All Y'All and Bonus Dynamos interview

I still haven't completely recovered from the closing of Big V's Burger Joint. While Five Guys Burgers and Fries might not fill all of the gap in my heart, I think it will accelerate the healing process.A lot.

Swamp Thing

The Skeleton Key unlocks a house that's haunted by camp

Choke the Chicken

Adult businesses fear the "Smut Shop" bill will tax them into oblivion

Best Jockey

Ramsey Zimmerman

Maximized

Look for local knockout Katina Mitchell at the newsstand (and up on roofs); plus, we're feeling the Joe-mentum and want to see how John Edwards measures up, and Sanford-Brown coach John Campbell gets the kudos he deserves

One-Track Mind

On top of old Fairmount: Collinsville's humble racecourse is home to one of the nation's winningest Thoroughbred owners

Ice Ice Maybe

A decade after Vanilla Ice melted down, he's back with the man who made him.

Penalty Kick

Faded soccer glory seen in a U.S. World Cup team without St. Louis talent

Location, Location, Location

Why downtown's the best place for a stadium, even without state money

The Midas Touch

Cardinals owner Bill DeWitt Jr. has a knack for making money without risking his own. Meet the guy who wants you to cough up $250 million for a new stadium.

Gremlin on the Wing

Why TWA keeps losing money and how Carl Icahn keeps cashing in at the airline's expense