Baseball Tonight

  • Blogs

    August 24, 2010

    Jaime Garcia and The Rookie of the Year Award

    Every caption I think of comes off sounding like a threat to send mailbombs to Baseball Writers of America members, so I'm just going to quit trying. ​So over the weekend, I was sitting alone in my darkened shack watching any and all sports coverage I could find on the television. (This is standar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2010

    ESPN Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack

    Amy Winehouse, formerly a professor of physics at Cambridge, is seen here after an hour of ESPN's baseball coverage. ​Just when I thought ESPN couldn't possibly get their baseball any more wrong than they already have, they surprise me and go beyond all previous levels of craptitude just to prove ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 15, 2008

    Randy Flores Discovers He's Right Handed

    Randy Flores, the Cardinals' primary left-handed reliever for the 2008 season, is expected to announce at a press conference today that he is, in fact, right handed, according to sources with knowledge of the situation. Flores' discovery of his own righthandedness comes at an awkward time for the ... More >>

  • News

    July 16, 2008