Subject: Bill Haas

• Erstwhile Unreal Columnist Wants Back on School Board

  Filing begins tomorrow for the Elected School Board of the St. Louis Public Schools, and guess who plans to be first in line? St. Louis' evergreen political candidate, Mr. William "Bill" Haas. Although he's got degrees from Yale and Harvard, Haas has yet to join his Ivy League brethren in the chambers of truly elite politics, most recently bowing to Todd Akin in the 2nd Congressional District match-up.   The SLPS School Board, on the other hand? No problem. Haas served

  December 15, 2008

• Short Cuts

  March 24, 1999

• Short Cut

  March 31, 1999

• Act of Omission

  June 26, 2002

• "Nothing like unveiling your landfill plan the week of Christmas to make sure as few people come as possible."

  Week of December 7, 2006

  December 6, 2006

• Slay Bells Ring

  March 9, 2005

• Red Letter Day

  A cease-and-desist demand from the superintendent to one of her bosses? It's business as usual at the St. Louis Public Schools.

  February 16, 2005

• School Ties

  How many city officials send their kids to city schools?

  February 16, 2005

• Dawn of the Diaz

  Bill Haas trumps other Blog o' the Week possibilities, a white supremacy group loses its power (literally), and we wonder if Hotel Rwanda is OK for kids; plus, everybody loves Einar!

  February 2, 2005

• Letters

  Week of February 16, 2005

  February 16, 2005

• News to Muse

  The Year in Review: A Quiz

  December 29, 2004

• Letters

  Week of September 29, 2004

  September 29, 2004

• The Spy Who Wasn't

  Unreal dabbles in espionage and gets motivated with Ed McMahon; plus, breaking news from the Department of Not Quite Getting It

  September 22, 2004

• Jerry Baby!

  We try to track down Jerry Berger, investigate what Carnahan is doing on the Flipside and learn about a Cosmological Flight Machine; plus, Bill Haas dishes the dirt and Unreal gets schooled at a "Rock, Paper, Scissors" tourney

  August 4, 2004

• WMDs Found at Last!

  Our favorite inanimate objects celebrate birthdays, Russ Carnahan snags the Hefner endorsement, and Silver Dollar City gets political; plus, we find the real WMDs (in St. Charles!) and Bill Haas phones it in

  July 28, 2004

• Look Away

  Unreal covers it all: Funnylady Kathleen Madigan, a traveling preacher who lacks Judgment and Bob Horner's Fatkins diet; plus, a new sport for extreme St. Louisans!

  July 7, 2004

• Letters

  Week of June 2, 2004

  June 2, 2004

• Week of May 26, 2004

  May 26, 2004

• Who's the Daddy?

  Unreal dials a naughty number (hey, we were duped!), cheers on a local strongman and borrows a page from the Post-Dispatch; plus, Bill Haas signs on as Unreal Advice Columnist

  May 26, 2004

• Letters

  January 28, 2004

• Bill's Bills

  The St. Louis school board might have to pony up for the defense in Roberti v. Haas

  January 21, 2004

• Know News?

  The year in review: A quiz (For answers, see last page)

  December 31, 2003

• Talking Heads

  Their mouths move when they speak, but is someone pulling the strings?

  December 17, 2003

• Letters

  December 3, 2003

• Knockin' 'Em Dead

  Here's how the Board of Education could raise money for St. Louis schools: Charge admission to its meetings

  November 26, 2003

• Genome Whiz!

  Learn fun things about the humble mole rat, getting busted in East St. Louis and why our city wants to have the blues

  October 22, 2003

• Blowing Up the Apple

  Week of July 23, 2003

  July 23, 2003

• Demolition Man

  To save St. Louis public schools, Bill Roberti and his band of hired guns plan to blow things up. Who'll pick up the pieces when they're gone?

  July 9, 2003

• Splitsville

  December 25, 2002

• Cloned Drones

  June 12, 2002

• Mission Impossible

  April 10, 2002

• Board Games

  November 21, 2001

• Best Eerie Portent Of an Election Result

  September 26, 2001

• Board Games

  August 22, 2001

• Dead Heat

  February 28, 2001

• White Fright

  February 21, 2001

• Put Up or Shut Up

  February 14, 2001

• Southern Comfort

  January 10, 2001

• The New Wisdom of Boz

  January 3, 2001

• Changing Captains

  December 13, 2000

• The Redundant-Component Campaign

  August 16, 2000

• Lieberman's St. Louis Angle? It's Really a Stretch.

  August 9, 2000

• As Mr. Koresh Suggested, God Will Have to Sort That Out

  July 26, 2000

• Hand-Me-Down District

  July 19, 2000

• Nothing a Few Thousand Sit-ups Wouldn't Cure

  July 12, 2000

• Quit Looking Over My Shoulder

  May 31, 2000

• Letters to the Editor

  May 3, 2000

• No Deposit, No Return, Just City Trasher-Type Slobs

  March 1, 2000

• The Last Picture Show

  December 30, 1998

• We investigate a possible connection between rapper Huey and a drive-by, then scan the always-enlightening comments at STLtoday

  May 27, 2009