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Billy Mays

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2011

    Is The Cards' Bullpen Fixable?

    Oh, Billy Mays. We still miss you. ​We all saw the disaster over the weekend in San Francisco. Don't pretend you didn't. The Cardinals' supposed closer, Ryan Franklin, blew two more saves, giving him three on the season in four tries. In both games, the Cards were a single out away from winning be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 10, 2009

    This Explains a Lot Really

    Carnival barker and pitchman extraordinaire Billy Mays died from complications brought on -- in part -- by cocaine use, reports CNN.No wonder he could get so excited about products like this...

  • News

    August 5, 2009

    Unreal channels our inner Billy Mays (may he rest in peace), hawks All-Star banners and checks in with a Graybar blogger

    Carnival barker and pitchman extraordinaire Billy Mays died from complications brought on -- in part -- by cocaine use, reports CNN.No wonder he could get so excited about products like this...

  • Blogs

    July 30, 2009

    All-Star Banner is Perfect for Fixer-Upper Fans...and it's only $250

    Click for larger version.​(Cue Unreal's best Billy Mays carnival barker voice)Expecting company soon? Own a fixer-upper home that needs a facelift?! Just don't have the time or budget for those costly repairs?! Lucky for you, Unreal is here to help!For the low, low one-time buy-now price of just $ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 24, 2009

    Are You Suffering from Pungent Pits, Foul Feet, Beastly Butt Odor? You Need "ASpray"

    Someone should've used Aspray! I'm not quite sure if Doc Bottoms "Aspray" is real or fake. And frankly, I don't care. I love their product (real or imagined) and its funky, funky commercialView the video advertisement (complete with a Billy Mays-esque pitchman) after the jump.

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2009

    Last Week's Most Popular Daily RFT Posts, June 29-July 5, 2009

    If you missed any of these items posted last week on the Daily RFT -- or were like some of us and just checked-out for the holidays by Monday -- here's your chance to catch up before you have to do any real work this morning.Michael Jackson Watched Donald Duck to Fall Asleep, Exercised with Incredib ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2009

    Aaron's Thing of the Week - 1st July, 2009: But Wait, There's More!

    I found myself getting more than a little choked up last week over the death of Michael Jackson. Whatever the man may have been- and some of those things are certainly awful- he was the biggest thing in the world when I was growing up. I had a red leather jacket covered in zippers when I was five. I ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2009

    Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson and Now ... Billy Mays?

    Apparently death comes in fours. Waking up this morning to news that Billy Mays -- the ubiquitous product pitchman who talked in ALL CAPS and wore a magnifcent Just-for-Men beard -- has died. Mays was found dead in his Tampa, Florida, home on Sunday. The day before he'd been involved in a rough plan ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 30, 2009

    Yovani Gallardo is Better Than the Cardinals

    Remember in the first series of this season, when the Cardinals were playing the Pittsburgh Pirates, and we all felt really good? We all thought, "Hey, this'll be great! The Cards can get off to a hot start, sort of pad the old record a little bit. After all, what are the Pirates for?" Well, th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2008

    There's a Logjam in the Cardinals Outfield

    Remember in the first series of this season, when the Cardinals were playing the Pittsburgh Pirates, and we all felt really good? We all thought, "Hey, this'll be great! The Cards can get off to a hot start, sort of pad the old record a little bit. After all, what are the Pirates for?" Well, th ... More >>

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