Subject: Colon Cancer

• The Morning Brew: Wednesday, 4.2

  April 2, 2008

• A Naked Road Race? Sign Unreal Up!

  Wikimedia CommonsNothin' like a "brief" run in the parkNormally, Unreal would buckle up and run at the merest mention of the word "colorectal," but Unreal's pants practically plunked straight to the parquet this morning after we opened a catchy little e-mail entitled "Undy 5000." Has anyone heard of this thing?It's apparently "a brief run to fight colon cancer," taking place on Saturday, March 28th, in Forest Park. Pay 30 bucks, run in the buck...or in briefs, a banana-hammock, hell, a thong mig

  February 26, 2009

• Semicolon

  Unreal culls the juicy bits from a $450 blogging workshop, learns that it's OK (even good) to talk about colorectal cancer and finds a very timely local blog. Plus: Anheuser-Busch is no longer accepting quarters!

  October 26, 2005

• Keep Yourself Alive

  October 4, 2000

• Up Yours

  Explore the bowels of your bowels and learn how to prevent colorectal cancer at the Colossal Colon exhibit

  August 20, 2003

• Best Scrambled Tofu

  September 27, 2000

• Mae Wheeler's 75th Birthday Gala

  May 13, 2009