Don't you just hate it when you catch a fast-food commercial on TV and you get all hot and bothered? And you think to yourself, "Man, I wanna bone that mascot so hard"? And then all your waking moments are consumed by thoughts of getting it on with some costumed clown and chowing down on burgers pos ... More >>
aldenteblog.comYou want fries with that Burger King beer? Taking lead from a handful of Whopper Bars -- Burger King restaurants that serve beer -- and a few Seattle Starbucks outlets that have started serving beer and wine in the evenings, Sonic's jumping on the fast food booze bandwagon. Two ... More >>
Buried in an article about Wendy's introducing the unfortunately title new "Dave's Hot 'n Juicy Burger," named after the fast-food chain's late founder Dave Thomas, who surely deserves better than this, is this tidbit:[CEO Roland] Smith also hinted at the possibility that Wendy's might offer burg ... More >>
Just like Hamlet, eh?
Week of October 29, 2003
The Day the Earth Met the Rocket From the Tombs (Smog Veil)