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Dave Watt

  • Blogs

    September 25, 2014

    Six Ways To Avoid Getting Robbed On Tour

    Although musicians are infamous for walking out on bar tabs, trashing hotel rooms and hijacking chuckwagon sandwiches from gas stations, there is one thing they deserve: the ability to torture society with their particular brand of art. Sadly, it happens all too often that bands' tours are derailed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 4, 2014

    Six Ways for Degenerates to Celebrate the 4th of July

    Every red-blooded American with the day off will agree: The 4th of July is one of our nation's finest holidays. While the historic significance is a no-brainer for our country, more importantly, it's a day of excess and celebration as we're expected to dutifully cram grilled meat and cheap beer into ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2014

    Ten Rules of Mosh Pit Etiquette

    By Jack Spencer In my years attending punk and metal shows, often as the only one with a pen and pad in the middle, I've noticed that there are a few unwritten rules when participating in a mosh pit. The seemingly amorphous fits of aggression that explode from the center of certain crowds have some ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2014

    Six Music Nerds We Put Up With

    Much like the insufferable word "hipster," "music nerd" is a loaded term. Not that obsessing over vinyl, headphones, tour dates and obscure Dutch tape music will get you stuffed in a metaphorical locker or anything -- nowadays, nerds are embraced as society's cool kids (see: the San Francisco tech b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2014

    Six People to Avoid When Forming a Band

    Being in a band is hard. Assembling a band is almost impossible. As anyone who's been through a few bands can tell you, meeting a self-proclaimed "musician" should instill about as much enthusiasm in you as meeting someone who is going to college for a career in law enforcement. You're either about ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2013

    Six Terribly Upsetting (and Erotic) Musical Fan-Fiction Stories

    Last week at my warehouse job, I sat in a forklift and lifted a wooden pallet to prepare for shipping. As the dust particles scattered from the machine's exhaust, a thought settled into my brain that I could not rid myself of: "Gavin Rossdale fan fiction."

  • Blogs

    October 8, 2013

    Six Reasons I Won't Dance At Your Wedding

    If you're anything like me, you've spent the last two months going to a lot of weddings, either alone or with your significant other. And although we typically don't enjoy sitting in a church and staring at comb-overs, there are two things provided at weddings we can all agree on: food and alcohol. ... More >>

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