Subject: Gatorade

• Chew Tube

  October 17, 2006

• Last Night Review: Kids in the Hall at The Pageant

  May 21, 2008

• Following the Missouri River 340: A How To

  August 6, 2008

• RFT Softball: A Season Ends As It Began

  September 9, 2008

• A League of Their Own

  March 13, 2002

• The Great Gatorade Commercial Caper

  Have you seen the new Gatorade commercials? Sure you have. Those kind of annoying new ones with a bunch of athletes in a row, all in black and white, while Lil' Wayne talks about the letter G? Yup, those are the ones. Well, beyond the fact that the thing already reads like a "Letter People Land" script, I also couldn't shake the feeling that I had seen that exact advertisement before the first time one of the new "G" ones came on.

  January 20, 2009

• From Downtown!

  March 4, 2009

• Up Show-Me Creek: Blisters, hellish heat, a boatload of vomit and lots of painkillers. It's all part of the Missouri River 340 race.

  August 6, 2008

• Unreal FIXes a hangover, tries out for Mensa and attempts to pick up a pickup artist

  February 27, 2008

• We Spy

  Old-school private eye Joe Adams and his talented sidekick Jason Walz are on the case -- and they always get their man

  June 30, 2004

• Vault

  January 31, 2007

• Honest Tea Black Forest Berry Tea

  July 19, 2006

• The Dean Is Risen

  B-Sides examines some Dean Martin albums we wish existed, gets the scoop on Ozzfest injuries and spotlights this week's local trading-card all-star

  July 12, 2006

• Exercise Is Like Opium

  Unreal visits an anger-management expert. Then, feeling better, we scan the Bargain Box for a money-maker (note: not for shaking) and talk about psychiatrist-patient luv with a Scientologist (oops). Plus: the local blog of an alleged killer.

  November 23, 2005

• Hurtin' for Certain

  Unreal discovers the true cause of a pain in the ass, gets a bargain on a pope-touched bandana and asks the eternal question, "Whither pajamas?"

  August 24, 2005

• Hell on Wheels

  November 24, 2004

• Manhattan

  Monarch, 7401 Manchester Avenue, 314-644-3995

  March 17, 2004

• Underdogs

  Hoop dreams die hard for coach John Campbell and his Sanford-Brown Indians

  October 29, 2003

• They Lost It at the Movies

  Classroom films have come a long way from those cheesy old duck-and-cover flicks. Or have they?

  October 1, 2003

• Best Batting Cage

  Par-Tee Recreation Center Inc.

  September 24, 2003

• Bangin' Bubbles

  Michael's Bar and Grill, 4630 Lindell Boulevard, 314-361-9777

  January 8, 2003

• Double Cross

  Sometimes you get nailed, sometimes you don't

  October 9, 2002

• You Will Love It

  April 11, 2001

• Road Warriors

  August 23, 2000

• Ballpark Figures: Just How Big a Cash Cow is the All-Star Game?

  flickr/photos/kwmcnuttHard to believe, but once upon a time in America the All-Star Game was a one-day affair. There was no State Farm-sponsored Home Run Derby, no Gatorade All-Star Workout Day, no FanFest, live concerts, or celebrity softball games, where ex-Hall-of-Famers flail around the old ballyard with has-been actors. Best of all, fans didn't vote, the manager of each team didn't give a rat's petunia about getting everyone into the game, and the damn thing was played

  May 7, 2009

• Has Oktoberfest outgrown its lederhosen? Plus: Mourning Dom DeLuise, cashing in on the All-Star Game, and spotting signs of spring.

  May 13, 2009

• President Obama to Throw Out First Pitch at All-Star Game

  strictlyfitteds.comWe know who President Obama will be pulling for -- the American League. This just in from Major League Baseball: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA TO THROW OUT FIRST PITCH AT MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ALL-STAR GAMEObama to Become the Fourth U.S. President to Throw Out First Pitch at MLB All-Star Game President Barack Obama will throw out the first pitch at the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Game on Tuesday, July 14 at Busch Stadium in St. Louis. President Obama will be the fourth

  June 23, 2009

• Game Notes: Astros 11, Cardinals 6, 21/07/09 - Who Said it Couldn't Get Any Worse?

  -- Okay, first off, I have to say just how pissed off I am at Todd Wellemeyer. I know what you're thinking. That I'm going to go on some big long rant about how terrible he's been, complete with a variety of odd acronyms that don't make any sense to you. That I'm going to tell you that by several objective measures, he's been one of the five worst starters in all of baseball this year. However, I think that's ground which has been pretty well covered, so I'm just going to leave it alone.&nb

  July 22, 2009