While our literary hero, Geoffrey Delicatecharacter, is still on the mend (see Season 2, Episode 12, The Abraham Lincoln Joke Book), his flannel-wearing, Bud-drinking twin brother Norman fills in again this week, treating us to an excerpt from A Sensitive Liberal's Guide to Life by The Uptight Seat ... More >>
Daily RFT's Purple Prose has been on hiatus for a few weeks, but today it's back with a special guest, Norman Delicatecharacter, the twin brother of host Geoffrey Delicatecharacter. Today Norman reads from The Abraham Lincoln Joke Book. Enjoy. Or persevere. Whichever.
In today's Purple Prose host Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads from Duck: The Dick Cheney Survival Bible. In this scene, the former vice president of the United States has just discovered a genie's bottle. If you're a Democrat, beware what Cheney wishes for!
In today's installment of Purple Prose, Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads from WTF? Work, a guide to surviving 101 of "the office's worst F*#!-ing situations." Our question after watching this: Why do the authors automatically assume that the masturbator is a man?
Today's Purple Prose comes from El Paradigma, O Cuento, de la Evolucion by Julio Rodriguez. But it's not so much the reading of today's book that matters. It's what we learn in the subtitles about host Geoffrey Delicatecharacter. Who knew that he was such an adventurer and romantic?
Today's Purple Prose come from the 2007 tome, Still Hood, by K'wan Foye. In the following scene Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads a passage about the "good time girls" Roxy and Sugar. Umm, where did Roxy go to school again?
Today's Purple Prose comes from a reading of Ernest Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms. Many literary scholars saw the book as the first of Hemingway's many classics. Geoffrey Delicatecharacter is not one of them.
goes to Bill!Bill bested seven other entries in yesterday's "Mad Lib" contest asking readers to fill in the expletives left out of a Belleville News-Democrat story about a drunk arrested for cussing at police last weekend. We had a lot of good entries, including honorable mention to "Dave" whose ... More >>
A story in today's Belleville News-Democrat with the headline "Police: Man cusses out Caseyville cops, kicks out patrol car window" grabbed our attention in a jiffy here at Daily RFT. The story tells of a wild night Saturday at Jack's Place Bar & Grill in Caseyville that ended in a fight in ... More >>
In today's episode of Purple Prose, host Geoffrey Delicatecharacter learns how to throw an "Awkward Party," as explained by authors Connor Pritchard and Dominic Russo in their 2010 book, The Party Bible.
Today's installment of Purple Prose comes from a book on the purported sayings and anecdotes of rural America. Though, as you'll soon see, our man Geoffrey Delicatecharacter doubts the validity of some of these tales.BTW: Shouldn't Geoffrey have called "mulesh#%" on this story instead of "bullsh#%"? ... More >>
kevinklineawards.orgThe nomination are out for the 6th annual Kevin Kline Awards honoring the best in St. Louis theater production. Click on the links below to read Riverfront Times' reviews of the nominees. Winners will be announced March 28 at an awards ceremony at the Loretto Hilton. P.S. We w ... More >>
This week Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads once more from the book Cook to Bang.
This week Geoffrey Delicatecharacter reads once more from the book The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills. Related Content: How to Fart on a Date