Police HandoutChristopher Elders; Are those hickeys on his neck?We're not sure which film Christopher Elders is the bigger fan of: Boys Don't Cry, in which Hillary Swank's character pretends to be someone she's not in order to bed high-school girls, or Dazed and Confused, in which Matthew McConaughey's character waxes about the thrill of bedding high-school girls half his age. Actually, it seems Elders is an equal fan of both movies -- at least according to the account given by the St. Louis
