This morning I was again reminded why I choose to toil in the lowly field of print media and not broadcast journalism. Sure, television reporters earn much more money than we lowly newspaper scribes. And, yes, I certainly have the chiseled good looks to be a TV anchor man, or even a Hollywood star like my friend Ron Jeremy. (That's me, btw, to the left of the Hedgehog). But the real reason I remain an ink-stained wretch is because at Riverfront Times we don't have to wake up at 3 a.m. duri