Subject: Itzhak Perlman

• Unreal's Minute-By-Minute Inauguration Coverage

  Umm, Unreal was a bit confused about the start time for today's event. We thought it began at 10:30 p.m. CST. Who the hell throws a party at this hour of the morning? We haven't even had our first Bloody Mary. Thankfully, our limo pulled onto the National Mall just as things were getting underway. 10:45: Pastor Rick Warren is delivering his pre-inauguration prayer. Dude looks like the guy in those Jesus commercials. You know the Steve Jobs of preachers? 10:47: Warren still praying... 10:4

  January 20, 2009

• Danzig with the Stars

  May 30, 2007

• Opening Nights

  September 1, 2004

• Gideon's Trumpet

  Is younger than Clark Terry's flugelhorn

  December 10, 2003

• Kurt, I Am Your Father

  Rams vs. Chiefs for control of the Empire

  August 27, 2003

• For the Defense

  Terry Niehoff, one of the city's top criminal-defense lawyers, makes his money the old-fashioned way -- he earns it, one client at a time

  October 23, 2002

• SLU of Despond

  And Biondi's sculpture park is ugly, too

  July 24, 2002

• Allegro!

  September 12, 2001

• Oy to the World

  December 20, 2000

• Fantasia/2000

  June 14, 2000