Jan Brady

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2012

    Burger King Goes Cage-Free, Man Makes McDonald's Mummy

    Oh, Burger King. For many years Gut Check called you the perpetual fast-food bridesmaid because your Jan Brady burgers could never catch up to McDonald's Marcia. Then earlier this year Wendy's passed you to become the No. 2 fast-food chain. What to do, BK? What to do? Own the animal-welfare issue. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2012

    This List Is the Egg McMuffin of Lists About Breakfast Sandwiches

    The Egg McMuffin of father-daughter moments​By now you've likely seen the McDonald's ad in which a young woman, put on the spot by her boyfriend's impromptu declaration of his love for her over a McDonald's breakfast, tells him that he is "the Egg McMuffin of boyfriends." This then leads to th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2008

    Second Spin: Rufus and Chaka, Masterjam

    Artist: Rufus and Chaka Album: Masterjam From: Vintage Vinyl Year: 1979 Label: MCA Records What it sounds like: The awkward, disco, Jan Brady middle child between Kool and the Gang and Thriller.

  • Calendar

    May 17, 2000

    To Mock the Schlock

    Taking aim at the NRA's Charlton Heston in Magic Smoking Monkey Theater's Planet of the Apes: Live!